मेरी शादी की कहानी
(Meri Shadi Ki Kahani)
saadhana mehara
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mera naam hai saadhana, umr pachchees saal, amrtasar, panjaab kee rahane vaalee hoon, paanch fut paanch inch kad, teekhe se nayan naksh, gundha hua jism, kahar dhahaane vaalee chhaatee jo meree khoobasooratee mein sabase jyaada haath rakhatee hain. javaanee se lekar skool, kolej mein main apanee chhaatiyon ke lie maanee jaatee thee. har ladakee mujhe kompleement karatee ki kaash meree chhaatee saadhana jaisee gol hotee to main ladakon kee jaan nikaal detee ! har mard dekh dil par haath rakh leta !
aur is chhaatee kee malaee sabase pahale manoj naam ke ladake ne utaaree. mera pahala boy phrend tha vo ! malaee ke saath saath usane meree khumaaree bhee utaaree, hekadee bhee !
usake baad to na jaane kitane ladakon ne meree javaanee lootee hogee. apane samay kee pahale skool phir kolej kee maanee jaanee vaalee raand hee, samajh lo, thee. mere bahake kadamon kee baat jab ghar tak aaee aur ghar vaalon ne kuchh had tak mujh par lagaam lagaee.
kahate hain na ki aag aur javaanee jab machatee hai to koee paabandee usako nahin rok paatee, maan ne jaldee se ladake kee talaash shuroo kar dee aur jaldee hee meree sagaee mohan se kar dee. mohan mujhe achchha hee laga. usane mujhe sagaee ke baad milane ko kaha aur usake baad vo mujhe akasar milane bulaata.
ek roz usane mujhe apanee baanhon mein lekar aage kadam uthaaya lekin mainne rok diya ki yah sab shaadee ke baad !
usane mujhe kaha- oopar se to maje le lene do !
har ladake kee tarah usane bhee pahala haath meree chhaatee par daala, khoob dabaee, chuchook choose, jaanghen sahalaee ! main nahin chaahatee thee ki itanee jaldee usako kuchh karane doon ! varana vo mujhe aisee-vaisee ladakee samajhata (vo to main thee hee ! lekin !) phir bhee imej kharaab na ho aur phir meree shaadee kee taareekh tay huee aur main usakee dulhan ban kar usake ghar chalee gaee. sagaee ke baad se mujhe baahar aane-jaane nahin diya tha, jisase meree phuddee mein thoda kasaav aa gaya tha aur meree ek bhaabhee ne mujhe ek kreem bhee dee thee jisakee maalish subah-shaam ko phuddee kee phaankon mein laga kar maalish karanee thee.
raat ko vo mere paas aaya usane kaaphee pee bhee rakhee thee jisase mujhe haunsala sa hua ki meree choree shaayad na pakadee jae. chooma chaatee mein mainne kabhee bhee usake laude ko nahin pakada tha. pahalee baar usane mera haath aage kar apane pajaame mein ghusa diya aur usaka lauda kaaphee mota-takada laga. phir ek-ek kar usane mujhe nangee kiya. sirph kachchhee mein thee main ! mainne sharmaane kee pooree ekting kee, usane khud ko bhee nirvastr kiya. usaka lauda bahut bada tha mota-taaja nikala. main andar se bahut khush thee.
vo bola- jaan, aaj to isako sahalao, chooso ! ab to shaadee ho gaee !
mainne usaka lauda munh mein lekar choosana shuru kiya, vo aahen bhar-bhar kar mere baalon mein haath pherata gaya. usaka lauda choosane mein mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha. usane kheench kar meree kachchhee utaar dee aur meree phuddee mein oongalee daalee, phuddee geelee thee, chikanee bhee ! subah hee paarlar vaalee ne baal saaf kiye the. usane mujhe aisee dasha mein litaaya jisase vo meree phuddee saath saath choos sake. jubaan se mera daana chaata, main bhadak uthee. usane mujhe seedha litaaya aur ghusa diya.
mainne khoob ekting maaree- dheere karo ! dard hota hai !
asal mein mujhe maja aa raha tha, pooree raat usane meree chudaee kee. main usase khush thee ! har raat vo mujhe chodata ! kyoonki usane ek maheene ke andar vaapis amerika jaana tha. phir vahaan se mere pepar aplaee karane the. phir saal baad meree phail khulanee thee aur mera veesa aana tha. har raat vo mujhe daba kar chodata.
phir vo chala gaya, main raat ko pyaasee bistar par tadaphatee- bin paanee jaise machhalee tadape ! vaise hee haalaat mein saavan aaya aur maan mujhe maayake lekar aaee. pahala saavan tha ! kahate hain ki bahoo saavan ke dinon mein saas ka chehara nahin dekhatee !
kuchh din mainne jaise-taise kaate aur mainne manoj se baat kee. usane mujhe milane bulaaya lekin kaise jaatee !
mainne kaha- mujhe to traival-ejent se milana hai, jisane meree phail lagaee hai !
mainne apana ektiva liya aur chalee gaee. jaate hee maan-chod manoj ne mujhe daboch liya- khoob chooma-chaatee huee !
phir usane mujhe daba kar choda ! bahut maja aaya !
mainne maan se kaha- mohan jee amerika se mere saath intaranet par chait karate hain isalie kaiphe jaatee hoon !
vahaan kabhee kisee se milatee, kabhee kisee se.
phir se apane aashikon ko gaphphe lagavaatee !
meree chhotee bahan ne mujhase pahale hee apane aashik ke saath shaadee kar lee thee kort mein ! aur phir donon ke gharavaalon ko maanana pada aur rasmee shaadee bhee karavaee gaee thee.
aur vo pet se thee, usake din kareeb hee the. vaise to usakee jethaanee aur saas usaka bahut dhyaan rakhatee thee lekin usakee saas ke ghutane mein takaleeph thee aur kisee ne unako baaba raamadev ke shivar mein jaane kee salaah dee. jethaanee ko saas-sasur ke saath jaana pada tha. main khaalee thee isalie maan ne mujhe kaha- apanee saas se poochh kar agar ek haphta too vahaan laga de?
meree saasoo maan ne fon par mujhe ijaazat de dee.
main vahaan chalee gaee. usaka jeth bahut bahut sundar tha, unnat maansapeshiyaan thee usakee ! vaise to mere jeejoo bhee mujh mein dilachaspee lete the lekin bahan ka jeth mujhe bahut bhaaya tha aur main usako !
mainne apanee bahan se kaha- tera jeth bada mast hai !
vo bolee- to deedee lapet lo !
hat gandee ! mainne kaha.
lekin baat dil mein baith gaee.
main usake saath kaaphee ghulamil gaee, kabhee palloo saraka letee, jhuk jaatee, honth chaba apanee vaasana usake saamane ujaagar karatee.
ek din daining tebal ke neeche se usane mera paanv daba diya. samajhadaar ko ishaara kaaphee hota hai !
usane yojana taiyaar kee, bizanes ke silasile mein jeeja jee ko shahar se baahar bhej diya ! raasta saaf tha ! loha garm tha ! jeeja jee ko teen-chaar din aur lagane the, ek raat ishaaron hee ishaaron sab tay ho gaya. ghar se baahar ja ghar kar fon par fon kiya aur raat ko kamare mein bulaaya !
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